heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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