Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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