mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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