yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
My bed smells like the plague
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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