You're so nebulous sometimes
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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