I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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