By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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