So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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