im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We had to coat check the pizza.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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