dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Ketchup is God's man juice
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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