Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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