He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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