She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
This baby is an asshole
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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