on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Randomize
