you win again, gameday.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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