would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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