Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Holy sore nipples Batman
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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