Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
