FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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