My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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