Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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