my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
