your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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