They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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