when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Do plants get herpes?
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