I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i think i just lost a toe
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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