God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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