Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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