Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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