he was CRYING into my vagina
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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