Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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