that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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