Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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