dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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