i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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