He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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