My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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