Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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