I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize