Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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