M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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