weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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