I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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