this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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