was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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