I just gift wrapped bread.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
we're so committed to being not committed
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