Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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