He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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