She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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