I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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