I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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