How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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