Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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