idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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