The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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