I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Randomize
