They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
there is glitter all over my balls
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